The ‘containment squad’ as they are known on the streets
are said to be the people who are responsible for people going missing. Before coming to this island back in early 2011 the krump was being spread; that is when my wife caught it. I heard mysterious theories of where they were being taken and acted on this immediately to keep my wife safe from the rumours. I am afraid that this is still happening.
It has been rumoured that the krumpers are being used for their highly active movements, helping power factories, used merely as workers – lab rats for the government to keep away and utilise for unpaid gruelling work. This gives me even more drive to find the cure… We can then fight to get our loved ones back to where they should be, safe. This of course is only a theory but after seeing the recent report on New News, I’m starting to think anything could be true…
Someone contacted New News to say they had seen a few members of the squad lurking outside a dingy nightclub near the city centre. They were said to be in long black coats, skin coloured swimming hats and skin coloured marigolds (I guess they thought they would look less suspect). At first the person who highlighted the group thought it was a stag do, a couple of men dressed in stupid clothes is pretty normal if you’re just about to get married. Before me and Jade wedded in holy matrimony me and a few of the lads from the cereal lab decided to go out dressed as scientific implements, I the fabulous Bunsen burner. We went to all the bars teasing women with jokes about how big our flames could get, god I was a real joker before I came here.
Anyway the containment squad started to draw more attention when they started approaching a group of intoxicated people leaving the club, they went up to them, opened their coats and then instantaneously the group would all start krumping collectively. The squad would then bunch the group together and haul them into a nearby van.
No CCTV footage can back this up, only a short video a drunk member of the club caught on their way out, New News reported it as a word of warning. Stay away from swimming pools and nightclubs and run if you see anyone in a long coat approach you. I aim to try track the movement of these krumpers being taken and will keep you in the know about any more suspicious activity.
Send in any videos you witness in the meantime to facebook and twitter with the hashtag #igotthekrump